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Ready to rave?
...I'm going with Mandy is going to ask questions for everyone of these
Nothing wrong with that.
She asks;
Would you like to learn more about horses?
Not really.
If I could get a copy of Melee, would you face me, Pikachu vs. Yoshi?
Yes. I got a copy. Let's do this!
Have you ever played DBZ Sagas?
No, not really. Men on steroids scare me. Men getting pissed 'cause they don't have anymore steroids scare me even more.
Would you consider trying it out, co-op? I have a copy.
I could try. I mean, Cody's forced me back to Texas, despite my vow not to go back for extreme reasons, and if I can go back there I can do ANY. THING. except slam a revolving door. ):
What's your favorite Legend of Zelda game?
I adore the Winds one. Twas very fun to play.
Who's your favorite Legend of Zelda NPC?
I like Ganon myself. Only 'cause of this one fanflash I watched of him. GO LEGENDARYFROG!
What is your dream Pokemon team, using any of the Pokemon ever, from all regions?
Blasttoise, Nine Tails, Mankee, Onyx, and...I'd have to go with a Magiccarp. That's like...right at the level to transform into Garados...only so, it'll be like 'oh noes! I'm going to die!' and then Magiccarp just goes all Garados on them, and I'll be all 'haha! I lied!'
Have you ever had Chocolate Twizzlers?
Haha! YES. One of my five basic food groups; chocolate, Taco Bell, green-stuff, stuff-I-eat-while-I'm-bloody-faced, and Stuff-I-Should-Eat-More. I use those as straws sometimes.
This one comes from Squall-Kaihane;
If you had a talking clock...would you be freak out if it told you that it was 7'O Clock? O_o
Probably. I mean, I'd probably think I somehow transported into the Beast's castle and I'd think I'm going to end up somehow getting Stockholm's Syndrome. Isn't cool. I know, I jump to extremely odd conclusions.
Do you have any weird talents? (I.e: Double jointed arms, doing that weird thing with your eyelid where you flip it inside out, ect.)
Well...I can minipulate my voice. That I guess is a weird talent. Only thing I can't really do with my voice is do...most American accents. By most, I mean...I just recently got a New York accent down. I'm working on a Texas accent now Also, I can roll my tongue into a clover. Let's just go with I'm amazing with my mouth
And...hmm...my shoulder's double jointed. I found it was a great weapon against the Aphrodite girls, mostly 'cause it pops really, really loudly and sounds like it's popping out of place. Or, as they said, it sounded really, really gross. I think it's fun. XD
And 3rYnALDG asks a lot, too (which is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine haha);
Why is this titled I Am Number Four?
Because that's an awesome movie AND this is the fourth Blog.
Can I poke you?
Sure, why not? Just not my kidney. It's sensitive and cries easliy.
Did you know the dolphins are just gay sharks?
...I want a dolphin now. Fuck straight sharks.
What's your favorite thing to do?
Video games...mostly
Do you like mayonaise?
Not really...it looks like cum...and I've sworn off of blow-jobs lol
Am I getting annoying?
Nope
HEY GUES WHAT IM A BUNNY! Do you like bunnies? 'Cause if you dont...I'LL FUCING KILL YOU!
I like bunnies. They're cute. Used to have one when I was younger
Avery asks;
What's the stupidest thing you ever done?
Haha. Funny thing...it's a tie between two...three things. Two of those three are connected, so...yeah.
The first one happened when I was about...two. My mum decided to take me to work, and while she was with a client (haha, sounds like she's a hooker), I decided to climb on her desk. Did you know you can slip on a desk? It's true. It happened to me. And the drawer below me was open, and I ended up slicing my eye on it. Explains why one eye's lighter and more blind than the other.
Second and third, since one's the cause of the effect, I was visiting a friend of mine and we decided it was a brilliant idea to skate off of his roof, onto a trampoline, into his drained pool and then do a trick. I was the first to go, and we decided to put a mattress in the pool as a safety precaution ('cause also using a helmet, knee and elbow pads and other things aren't cool), and I went off the lower roof. Everything was going fine, until I got to the pool. I bounced off the mattress and landed on my left side, breaking some ribs, my arm, collar bone, and leg. I had to be taken to the hospital and they gave me a buttload of morphine. Now, if you know me, you know I'm easily addicted to things, anything and every. Morphine isn't that hard to get addicted to. So, obviously I got addicted. Once I was out, I tried breaking my other side so that I could get more.
Now that you know I'm a moron, continue asking questions! They make me happy!
...I'm going with Mandy is going to ask questions for everyone of these
Nothing wrong with that.She asks;
Would you like to learn more about horses?
Not really.
If I could get a copy of Melee, would you face me, Pikachu vs. Yoshi?
Yes. I got a copy. Let's do this!
Have you ever played DBZ Sagas?
No, not really. Men on steroids scare me. Men getting pissed 'cause they don't have anymore steroids scare me even more.
Would you consider trying it out, co-op? I have a copy.
I could try. I mean, Cody's forced me back to Texas, despite my vow not to go back for extreme reasons, and if I can go back there I can do ANY. THING. except slam a revolving door. ):
What's your favorite Legend of Zelda game?
I adore the Winds one. Twas very fun to play.
Who's your favorite Legend of Zelda NPC?
I like Ganon myself. Only 'cause of this one fanflash I watched of him. GO LEGENDARYFROG!
What is your dream Pokemon team, using any of the Pokemon ever, from all regions?
Blasttoise, Nine Tails, Mankee, Onyx, and...I'd have to go with a Magiccarp. That's like...right at the level to transform into Garados...only so, it'll be like 'oh noes! I'm going to die!' and then Magiccarp just goes all Garados on them, and I'll be all 'haha! I lied!'
Have you ever had Chocolate Twizzlers?
Haha! YES. One of my five basic food groups; chocolate, Taco Bell, green-stuff, stuff-I-eat-while-I'm-bloody-faced, and Stuff-I-Should-Eat-More. I use those as straws sometimes.
This one comes from Squall-Kaihane;
If you had a talking clock...would you be freak out if it told you that it was 7'O Clock? O_o
Probably. I mean, I'd probably think I somehow transported into the Beast's castle and I'd think I'm going to end up somehow getting Stockholm's Syndrome. Isn't cool. I know, I jump to extremely odd conclusions.
Do you have any weird talents? (I.e: Double jointed arms, doing that weird thing with your eyelid where you flip it inside out, ect.)
Well...I can minipulate my voice. That I guess is a weird talent. Only thing I can't really do with my voice is do...most American accents. By most, I mean...I just recently got a New York accent down. I'm working on a Texas accent now
Also, I can roll my tongue into a clover. Let's just go with I'm amazing with my mouth And...hmm...my shoulder's double jointed. I found it was a great weapon against the Aphrodite girls, mostly 'cause it pops really, really loudly and sounds like it's popping out of place. Or, as they said, it sounded really, really gross. I think it's fun. XD
And 3rYnALDG asks a lot, too (which is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine haha);
Why is this titled I Am Number Four?
Because that's an awesome movie AND this is the fourth Blog.
Can I poke you?
Sure, why not? Just not my kidney. It's sensitive and cries easliy.
Did you know the dolphins are just gay sharks?
...I want a dolphin now. Fuck straight sharks.
What's your favorite thing to do?
Video games...mostly
Do you like mayonaise?
Not really...it looks like cum...and I've sworn off of blow-jobs lol
Am I getting annoying?
Nope
HEY GUES WHAT IM A BUNNY! Do you like bunnies? 'Cause if you dont...I'LL FUCING KILL YOU!
I like bunnies. They're cute. Used to have one when I was younger
Avery asks;
What's the stupidest thing you ever done?
Haha. Funny thing...it's a tie between two...three things. Two of those three are connected, so...yeah.
The first one happened when I was about...two. My mum decided to take me to work, and while she was with a client (haha, sounds like she's a hooker), I decided to climb on her desk. Did you know you can slip on a desk? It's true. It happened to me. And the drawer below me was open, and I ended up slicing my eye on it. Explains why one eye's lighter and more blind than the other.
Second and third, since one's the cause of the effect, I was visiting a friend of mine and we decided it was a brilliant idea to skate off of his roof, onto a trampoline, into his drained pool and then do a trick. I was the first to go, and we decided to put a mattress in the pool as a safety precaution ('cause also using a helmet, knee and elbow pads and other things aren't cool), and I went off the lower roof. Everything was going fine, until I got to the pool. I bounced off the mattress and landed on my left side, breaking some ribs, my arm, collar bone, and leg. I had to be taken to the hospital and they gave me a buttload of morphine. Now, if you know me, you know I'm easily addicted to things, anything and every. Morphine isn't that hard to get addicted to. So, obviously I got addicted. Once I was out, I tried breaking my other side so that I could get more.
Now that you know I'm a moron, continue asking questions! They make me happy!
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when i was 9 i did the same thing only i landed in the pool... and when i hit the 15 ft, the pressure/force broke both of my legs and the knee cap of one leg was shattered. (because the first split second i hit the pool bottom was on my left foot (and there was still enough force of impact left to break my otherl eg)thank god i can breathe underwater for a long time or i would've never gotten the surface using only my arms to swim. My legs were okay but my knee wasnt, i had to get surgery for an artificial one to replace it. 